I loved the sensation of riding in the back of an open-air truck, the wind rushing in my ears, drying the sweat from my brow, my knees slightly bent to absorb the shocks as we careened through a minefield of potholes. It was one of the simple pleasures of Third World living denied us in the litigious North, where spilling a cup of hot coffee could trigger an avalanche of court proceedings."
blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? used your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard